“Never take someone for granted; Hold every person close to your heart, because you might wake up one day and realize that you’ve lost a diamond While you were too busy collecting stones…”
dear stalkers please don’t email me at the middle of the night about something that can wait until morning. sincerely, A

dear stalkers

please don’t email me at the middle of the night about something that can wait until morning.

sincerely,

A

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npr: What American Women Do For Work Forty years ago, only one in three American workers a woman. Today, it’s one in two. What jobs did all those women get? And how did gender breakdowns change by industry? -Lam Thuy Vo (Source: Bureau of Labor Statistics | Credit: Lam Thuy Vo / NPR) I’m glad about this I think
ghetto haiku wondering mad hard why my face can’t get wrinkled? because BLACK don’t CRACK

ghetto haiku

wondering mad hard

why my face can’t get wrinkled?

because BLACK don’t CRACK

The most badass way to sport a handicapped parking sticker.We don’t know how this person became handicapped, but we can only assume it involved ramping a chopper over a 500-foot flaming gorge while blindfolded with duct tape they later tore off without screaming. Congratulations on making a minivan look cooler than anything we will ever drive, and we’re not just saying that because we feel guilty about stealing your parking spot last week.Via Happy Place
“new” haiku yesterday after saying words we meant to say we became an us

“new” haiku

yesterday after

saying words we meant to say

we became an us

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